i don’t even really want to go to college i just want to move to chicago or new york and work in some bookstore or a coffee shop and go to bars and drink and have sex with attractive strangers and buy all my clothes from thrift shops and take pictures and people watch and have a nice little apartment with brick walls and wood floors and a record player
if you ever have to watch one american football game please watch the lions/eagles game going on right now. they’re playing in 7/8 inches of snow and they’re not allowed to clear the snow off the field
My uncle has been posting pictures since the start of the game guys you don’t understand this is hilarious
the lions fumbled six times in the first 18 minutes and are winning
I don’t ever watch football but this amuses me.
doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices
Lois Lane, Reporter by Kate Beaton
let’s all pretend for a second that joly isn’t the light of our collective lives
ew no that was a weird second i’m shivering i take it back let’s never do that again
- don’t trust men who have to insult other women in order to compliment you
- a subset of this rule is don’t trust men who say ‘you’re pretty/smart/[adjective] for an indian/asian/[identity group]’
- or ‘you’re not like other [identity group optional] girls’
I KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE PRETTY AND COOL BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S FLYING UP AND THEN IT DECIDES IT GOING TOO FAR AND TRIES TO TURN AROUND AND IT KEEPS FLOATING AWAY AND ITS SAYING ‘SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT’
Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras
oliver wood is such an underrated character in harry potter he’s so funny man all he cares about is quidditch he literally sobs everytime they win and would rather have dementors get harry than lose a match his dialogue is so amusing i love u oliver wood
I really love villains
not in a ‘poor baby is so misunderstood’ way
in a ‘your amorality is so fascinating and delicious’ way
Air New Zealand did this and is winning all the things right about now.
We kiwis are very serious about our hobbit stuff.
The plane controllers say “Dragon Handler” :)
New Zealand don’t have much so when we get one thing we milk it forever
The Airline of Middle-earth
talking to white people about reverse racism
What if like…there was an exact copy of you somewhere, except they’re the other gender, like you guys could literally have a freaky friday moment and nothing would change. Imagine the best friendship that could be found there.
I could literally go fuck myself.
ah, theres two types of people
K I L L Y O U R D O U B L E
apparently there are three