texting someone new is always weird.
like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis?
Mindy went on to say, “I’m afraid a couple of you are probably evil — that’s just the odds.” So watch the full Harvard Law School commencement speech here.
an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair
a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan
years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal
he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”
I DONT GET IT????
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck
Filming a rainbow when suddenly.
what the fuck
The gays are angry
men are violent against women, and when women point this out, they are threatened with more violence
This is so fucking surreal.
this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.
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Rebloging for the last 2 panels
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