courfeyrac going out with marius and getting drunk and they’re far from courf’s apartment so marius offers up his humble abode
and courf walks in and gasps and cries ‘You’ve been robbed!’
and marius is like ‘no i just don’t have anything’ ;
Well. That was one of the quickest character developments I’ve seen…
Are you seriously telling me that all that villainous squinting and peering about is because he’s meant to be wearing glasses
because that’s amazing
imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular
Let’s make this situation even better. Both of you are wearing TAP SHOES, and all of the floors are hardwood.
im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid
so i got in the shower right and like halfway through the shower i noticed there was a spider in the corner and the first thing out of my mouth was “first of all how dare you”.
When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester
i laughed way too hard at this
look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much
WHERE CAN I GET THEM
do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed
the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate
thats the spirit
I strongly identify with wood elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing
I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh
So glad someone finally cleared this up.
If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live