today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful
'I Don't Know What I Did But It Worked' — A thrilling story about my academic life
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
INFJ: Visions of the future
ESTP: Superhuman strength
ESFP: Ability to freeze time
INFP: Literary manipulation
ESTJ: Power negation
ESFJ: Healing powers
ISFJ: Visions of the past
ENTP: Dimensional travel
ISTJ: Photographic memory
ENFP: Reality warping
ISFP: Shape shifting
ENTJ: Mind control
ENFJ: Empathic powers
*presses exit game*
"Do you want to save your game before you exit?"
"I should just in case"
I have officially found the greatest thing on the internet
the greatest plan in history
peter capaldi is a blessing on this world
Oh god I was so worried about this too
The more he talks about this upcoming season and the stuff he won’t put up with, the more I’m starting to believe he killed Steven Moffat and keeps telling everyone he’s on vacation while writing all his episodes himself.